Brighton Evacuation

Saturday 22 October

botdblackAccording to PPC breaking news a virus that makes people totally idiot has spread in the city of Brighton and consequentially  the whole town has been evacuated and it’s now empty. A massive gathering is expected to hit Victoria Garden next to the Royal Pavillion at around 3pm.  Police forces will be present to contain the horde of walking zombies / idiots, and make sure that no one will get eaten, bitten, gnawed or just chewed.  It is quite a thing, so don’t forget your camera if you come down and a working weapon just in case! Visit Here and think about your outfit.

Also if you are thinking of contracting the virus and spending the possible last days of your sunny life in Brighton, come at the Oriental for a funky solution. Enjoy our luxury B&B guest-house and our sumptuous breakfast. Great cocktails and 24h access!

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